WHAT FLESH-DEVOURING, MARROW-SUCKING, GUT-EVISCERATING, ALL-AROUND TERRIFYING MAGICAL CREATURE SHOULD YOU BE? Find out with this hair-raising quiz by Octonofilia Scamander, magizoology expert!
[[MORE]]1. Your favorite food is… A. In large enough servings to satisfy your entire colony. B. Alive- you’re not really picky, as long as there’s blood involved. C. Caught by you, prepared by you, and eaten only by you- you’re not giving anyone else the recipe! D. Asleep- you’re not the hunting type. E. Human.
2. Which subject did you enjoy most in school? A. You were good at everything. B. Transfiguration. C. Potions. D. Flying. E. None of them! Seriously?
3. Your dream home would be… A. A hut in the middle of a rainforest, with no one but nature and your closest friends for company. B. An apartment in the heart of a city that never sleeps- you live for excitement! C. If anyone thinks you don’t have every inch of your manor grounds on the outskirts of a major city planned out, they’re so wrong. D. You don’t have one, really- wanderlust is in your bones. E. A cave on a mountainside, with a good view of the villages below- you never know when you’ll need a good meal.
4. Describe your personal style. A. Dark colors, neutrals, and the rare pants suit that fits all of your extra limbs. B. Smooth, shining, and completely bulletproof. C. It depends on your mood! D. Black. All black, all the time. With occasional shades of black. E. Anything that has large enough pockets for the weaponry you carry.
5. As a general rule, do you like other people? A. You’re not close to many, but you’ll kill for the ones you care for. B. You like people fine, they don’t seem to like you! C. Yes, but not raw. D. No. Never. Well, they’re bearable when they’re too miserable to talk in my presence. E. Raw.
6. It’s been two years since you escaped from prison, and your mortal enemy, a man who killed your father, married your sweetheart, and got you sent to prison for fourteen years, is finally within your grasp. Once you have destroyed everything he loves, how are you going to kill him? A. You don’t have to kill him all at once- why lose the chance at fresh meat? Just wrap him up real tight and devour him bit by bit. B. You don’t have to kill him at all- just a look in the eye from you will be enough to drive him to his own death. C. You’re torn between poison (come on, has anyone seen someone else poisoned, it’s not dignified at all) and letting him live in destitution. D. Suffocate him, and then digest him right then and there. You don’t put anything to waste. E. Club him to death. Why make things fancy?
If you answered mostly A: You are an ACROMANTULA. You’re smart, resourceful, and have very strong bonds to your family and your home. People tend to take advantage of the venom in your fangs and your strong protective instincts, which may lead to being perceived as unruly or antisocial. Keep close to the people who value you for who you really are- you never know who’ll make good sustenance in times of trouble- and practice avoiding eye contact!
If you answered mostly B: You are a BASILISK. Your strong personality may put people off, but don’t let that discourage you from befriending the few who can really understand your language. Your unusual upbringing and your arresting looks make you the center of attention everywhere you go, though they may also earn you a lot of enemies. You’re one of a kind- don’t take orders from just anyone, and don’t waste your life looking into mirrors!
If you answered mostly C: You are a RUNESPOOR. People might think you’re a Dark and cold-blooded being, when you’re really just misunderstood. A natural leader, you are at once a planner, a dreamer, and your own worst critic- you have very specific ideas on how to do things, but your tendency to micromanage may lead in self-sabotage if you don’t keep it in check. Learn to keep from biting your own heads off- snack on other people’s instead!
If you answered mostly D: You are a LETHIFOLD. Almost nothing is known about you, except that you eat people in the night and are killed by moments of pure joy. Consider wearing black less often, and try being less suffocating!
If you answered mostly E: You are a TROLL. IN THE DUNGEON. THOUGHT YOU OUGHT TO KNOW.

WHAT FLESH-DEVOURING, MARROW-SUCKING, GUT-EVISCERATING, ALL-AROUND TERRIFYING MAGICAL CREATURE SHOULD YOU BE? Find out with this hair-raising quiz by Octonofilia Scamander, magizoology expert!


1. Your favorite food is…
A. In large enough servings to satisfy your entire colony.
B. Alive- you’re not really picky, as long as there’s blood involved.
C. Caught by you, prepared by you, and eaten only by you- you’re not giving anyone else the recipe!
D. Asleep- you’re not the hunting type.
E. Human.

2. Which subject did you enjoy most in school?
A. You were good at everything.
B. Transfiguration.
C. Potions.
D. Flying.
E. None of them! Seriously?

3. Your dream home would be…
A. A hut in the middle of a rainforest, with no one but nature and your closest friends for company.
B. An apartment in the heart of a city that never sleeps- you live for excitement!
C. If anyone thinks you don’t have every inch of your manor grounds on the outskirts of a major city planned out, they’re so wrong.
D. You don’t have one, really- wanderlust is in your bones.
E. A cave on a mountainside, with a good view of the villages below- you never know when you’ll need a good meal.

4. Describe your personal style.
A. Dark colors, neutrals, and the rare pants suit that fits all of your extra limbs.
B. Smooth, shining, and completely bulletproof.
C. It depends on your mood!
D. Black. All black, all the time. With occasional shades of black.
E. Anything that has large enough pockets for the weaponry you carry.

5. As a general rule, do you like other people?
A. You’re not close to many, but you’ll kill for the ones you care for.
B. You like people fine, they don’t seem to like you!
C. Yes, but not raw.
D. No. Never. Well, they’re bearable when they’re too miserable to talk in my presence.
E. Raw.

6. It’s been two years since you escaped from prison, and your mortal enemy, a man who killed your father, married your sweetheart, and got you sent to prison for fourteen years, is finally within your grasp. Once you have destroyed everything he loves, how are you going to kill him?
A. You don’t have to kill him all at once- why lose the chance at fresh meat? Just wrap him up real tight and devour him bit by bit.
B. You don’t have to kill him at all- just a look in the eye from you will be enough to drive him to his own death.
C. You’re torn between poison (come on, has anyone seen someone else poisoned, it’s not dignified at all) and letting him live in destitution.
D. Suffocate him, and then digest him right then and there. You don’t put anything to waste.
E. Club him to death. Why make things fancy?


If you answered mostly A: You are an ACROMANTULA. You’re smart, resourceful, and have very strong bonds to your family and your home. People tend to take advantage of the venom in your fangs and your strong protective instincts, which may lead to being perceived as unruly or antisocial. Keep close to the people who value you for who you really are- you never know who’ll make good sustenance in times of trouble- and practice avoiding eye contact!

If you answered mostly B: You are a BASILISK. Your strong personality may put people off, but don’t let that discourage you from befriending the few who can really understand your language. Your unusual upbringing and your arresting looks make you the center of attention everywhere you go, though they may also earn you a lot of enemies. You’re one of a kind- don’t take orders from just anyone, and don’t waste your life looking into mirrors!

If you answered mostly C: You are a RUNESPOOR. People might think you’re a Dark and cold-blooded being, when you’re really just misunderstood. A natural leader, you are at once a planner, a dreamer, and your own worst critic- you have very specific ideas on how to do things, but your tendency to micromanage may lead in self-sabotage if you don’t keep it in check. Learn to keep from biting your own heads off- snack on other people’s instead!

If you answered mostly D: You are a LETHIFOLD. Almost nothing is known about you, except that you eat people in the night and are killed by moments of pure joy. Consider wearing black less often, and try being less suffocating!

If you answered mostly E: You are a TROLL. IN THE DUNGEON. THOUGHT YOU OUGHT TO KNOW.